Anonymous said:

M!A: For three days, you've developed a severe case of PTSD that alcohol can't fix.

Just what I needed.

Great.

Anonymous said:

ALARIC I DEMAND THAT YOU GET SOMEBODY IMPREGNATED WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE.

….!? No? I don’t - are you being serious? You demand-? No!

Anonymous said:

BUT YOU HAVE THREE DAYS! THAT'S ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD FOR SEX!

… Whatthehell!?

Anonymous said:

QUICK GO MAKE BABIES

What happened to keeping it quiet, huh?

Wasn’t meant to be, anon - alright?

Anonymous said:

M!A: Human for three days

I’m just gonna keep this quiet. Thanks, anon.

Where’s the best place to get some grub around here anyway?

meredithcheats:

It’s Meredith Fell.  And you’re welcome.  Just…stick to the main streets. 

Yeah, yeah.

I checked my pockets for my cell and found a list of contacts of people I don’t know. I tried calling my parents and they were surprised I called and - almost sounds like my mom’s sick or something? Older? My roommate’s number isn’t in there at all, and then I checked my goddamn wallet and according to my driver’s license I’m 34!?

All answers that I really didn’t want. Just… great. I can’t even find my stupid crappy car and there’s no buses doing runs today.

meredithcheats:

Trust me, it’ll make sense when it happens.  I’d try to explain it to you but you’d just call me crazy again and frankly, I’ve had enough of that.

This town is exactly Smalltown USA.  It’s not the safest, which is why I want you to be careful.  Mystic Falls has an interesting history that you’re not aware of…so, just please watch your back.

Alright… Fine, I will. Thanks for your help, I guess, um -?